Kids' Jokes



Hey
Kids,

Remember our monthly jokes? They're Back!

January . February . March .April .  May . June . July .
August .
September . October . November . December .


January

Where do polar bears vote?

Answer: The North Pole!


February

What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?

Answer: T-shirts!


March

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!


April

Why do fish live in salt water?

Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze!


May

What do you call a cow with no feet?

Answer: Ground beef!


June

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Answer: Because it's too far to walk!


July

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer: At the bottom!


August

What fish only swims at night?

Answer: A starfish!


September

What is black and white and pink all over?

Answer: An embarrassed zebra!


October

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!


November

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Answer: Puppy dogs!


December

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Answer: Frostbite!


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