Kids' Jokes

Hey Kids, Remember our monthly jokes? They're Back! January . February . March .April .  May . June . July . August . September . October . November . December . January Where do polar bears vote? Answer: The North Pole! February What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party? Answer: T-shirts! March Knock Knock Who's there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell you! April Why do fish live in salt water? Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze! May What do you call a cow with no feet? Answer: Ground beef! June Why do birds fly south in the winter? Answer: Because it's too far to walk! July Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Answer: At the bottom! August What fish only swims at night? Answer: A starfish! September What is black and white and pink all over? Answer: An embarrassed zebra! October Knock Knock Who's there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my friend the question then! November What do dogs have that no other animal has? Answer: Puppy dogs! December What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Answer: Frostbite! For more information, contact KLRU's Educational Services Department at e-mail: lschmid@klru.org or (512) 471-4811.

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